The Bible in txt msg language:
001:001 n th bginnin God {After “God,” th Hebrew hz th 2 lettrs “Aleph Tav” (th 1st + last lettrs of th Hebrew alphabt) as a grammatical marker.} creatd th heavns + th erth.
001:002 Now th erth was 4mless + empty. Darknss was on th surface of th deep. Gods Spirit was hovrin ovr th surface of th wrs.
Yeah.
[From Tom via IM.]