Chris Turner @retrophisch · 5h
My friend Dom and his family are undergoing a HUGE plumbing issue at their home. Dom is one of the kindest, most helpful and giving people I have met through Twitter. Please help however you can. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-bettinelli-family-come-home
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 25
Always a special place in my heart. Laplace was where @klttx and I bought our first house. https://twitter.com/BarstoolMintzy/status/1441151067820015624
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 25
I’m thinking we have ourselves one heck of a party after we get finished shooting some of those 40 guns and 10,000 rounds of ammunition down at the range. https://twitter.com/25th_Prestige/status/1441439240198385669
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 25
This is incredible. https://twitter.com/the_meghaning/status/1439921534160801797
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 23
Watched this show religiously with my dad. https://twitter.com/JackCarrUSA/status/1441041106326601729
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 23
I cannot wait to show this to my 13 year-old future engineer. https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1441067830712143878
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 23
We need to bring “great googly moogly” back into more common usage. https://twitter.com/uppityhobbit/status/1440830467188531201
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 22
I need Dom DeLuise in his outfit from Men in Tights saying this line. RIP, Dom. https://twitter.com/SparkNotes/status/1440722829264097292
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 22
Some times, I get the feeling a homicidal weather AI like @CARROT_app doesn’t really have my best interests at heart.
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Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 22
Here’s a thought: if *every* first-year student gets automatic scholarships, maybe, just maybe, and go with me here, they could LOWER THE COST OF TUITION.
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Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 21
Earlier this month I passed over the Bridge of Khazad-dum. The flame of Ud√Ľn did not.
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Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 21
I neglected to note last month that I have reached the Mines of Moria.
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Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 20
Whatever came before #1.
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Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 19
Between the futuristic looks of SoFi Stadium, the lighting there, and the focus camera work Fox is doing, it’s almost as if watching this Cowboys-Chargers game is like watching a video game. And unlike my children, I hate watching someone else play a video game.
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 18
Lord, have mercy. https://twitter.com/PatrickHauf/status/1438865019635126275
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 18
Munchkin and Exploding Kittens are both so much fun. https://twitter.com/BookstoreThor/status/1439005255581175808
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 18
My adult cousin has cerebral palsy, and lives in a group home. Stories like this make me lose my Christian charity real quick. Jail is too good for those involved. https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1438926901746171906
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 18
No good thing comes from admitting innocent people were killed but no one will be held accountable. https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1438936911259779080
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 18
Quick but good interview with Desmond Shum, author of Red Roulette, which highlights the disappearing of his wife by the CCP. https://overcast.fm/+xZQIlSb2s Book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1982156155/?tag=retrophisch-20
Chris Turner @retrophisch · Sep 17
It’s where text starts on your iPhone! And your iPad. And your Mac. Look, it’s terrific and you should be using it. https://twitter.com/draftsapp/status/1438833969735380999