I was shushed from the other room. Again.

[Comic is Day by Day by Chris Muir.]

We’re learning more about the dead Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. It seems he amassed about $2 billion in personal fortune while president – and he was a socialist. Imagine how rich he could have been if he didn’t believe in redistribution of wealth.

–comedian Jay Leno

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