textsfromsuperheroes:

Happy Halloween from Texts From Superheroes!

I know Halloween was five days ago, but I’m a little behind on my feed reading, and couldn’t let this one slide by.

laughingsquid:

Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant Makes Passengers Laugh with Her Hilarious In-Flight Safety Comedy Routine

I had to watch it twice to catch all the zingers I missed because I was laughing.

tbridge:

This has made me laugh SO HARD.

As Tiff just said on seeing this: “Every baby thinks that.”

Yep, laughed out loud. Still giggling as I type this for reblogging. I wish I could describe the voice I’m using to read this out loud. Trust me, it’s hilarious.

laughingsquid:

Decoding Your Menu, A Cute Illustrated Guide for Restaurant Patrons by Gemma Correll

I was shushed from the other room. Again.

fistraisedhigh:

Good Advice