“Astros Replace Miller With Borkowski”
Borkowski? Is that a Polish beer?
“Biffle: Girlfriend’s Spat No Big Deal”
“Heck, you should see it when she sneezes!”
“Teen Gets Boot Camp for Angering Judge”
Does this judge dislike Mac users or something?
“Hamas Government Strapped for Funds”
In the bomb department, however, they’re running a surplus.
“Will Smith Crashes Bar Mitzvah”
I wonder if he has to take a class to get that off his record.
“Scientists Observe the Brain ‘Shutting Off'”
Was Al Gore speaking?