<Ponders how to get one of these, the perfect job for himself>

Loud? ✅
American? ✅
Would love to tell people how stupid they are? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

“One does not simply fly in to Mordor.”


Okay, this is funny.

Because my sister knows they’re my jam, she sends me this.

Oh look, it me.

I told my kids I need to 'tape' something and realized they have no idea what I meant and then I crumbled into ancient dust and my spirit went to live in an abandoned Blockbuster video

The struggle is real.

‘A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,’ Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel

Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel

“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends’ disappointment. 🤣

Is it, though?