Okay, this is funny.

Because my sister knows they’re my jam, she sends me this.

Oh look, it me.

I told my kids I need to 'tape' something and realized they have no idea what I meant and then I crumbled into ancient dust and my spirit went to live in an abandoned Blockbuster video

The struggle is real.
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‘A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,’ Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel
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Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel
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“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends’ disappointment. 🤣
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Is it, though?

Leave it to a homicidal weather AI to overreact. It wasn’t that gloomy here today, @CARROT@mastodon.social.

The name of my next mariachi-fusion punk band is Incomplete Burrito.

(Which came out of my team’s staff meeting today.)