<Ponders how to get one of these, the perfect job for himself>

Loud? ✅
American? ✅
Would love to tell people how stupid they are? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

“One does not simply fly in to Mordor.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-9-0-decision-scotus-rules-that-the-eagles-could-not-have-carried-the-fellowship-to-mount-doom

Okay, this is funny.

Because my sister knows they’re my jam, she sends me this.

Oh look, it me.

I told my kids I need to 'tape' something and realized they have no idea what I meant and then I crumbled into ancient dust and my spirit went to live in an abandoned Blockbuster video

The struggle is real.
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‘A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,’ Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel
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Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel
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“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends’ disappointment. 🤣
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Is it, though?