“Exxon Profit Is Shy of New Record”
Sounds like Exxon Profit needs to be more assertive, and not such a wallflower.
“IBM to Offer Smaller Mainframe”
Now only taking up half of the typical family home!
“Fuji Film Sinks Into Losses”
Remind me to never travel to Losses.
“Does France really need its own search engine?”
Does the world really need France? Better wine in California, better cheese in Wisconsin…