“Spain Raids Stamp-Collecting Firms”
Pursuing terrorists who murder our citizens, not that high a priority. But those stamp collectors have got to be stopped.
“Asian Currencies Soar on U.S. Criticism”
Just think of what they could do with some positive reinforcement!
“Zombie master sentenced to 5 years in prison”
It’s only five years, though, so stock up on shotgun shells, and remember to always aim for the head.
“Will Film Spell Success for Starbucks?”
Is this what education has come to in America? Listen up, Starbucks, it’s “S, u, c, c…”