<Ponders how to get one of these, the perfect job for himself>

Loud? ✅
American? ✅
Would love to tell people how stupid they are? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

According to my college hockey player’s online reading, Golden Knights captain Mark Stone was injured in the handshake line following the conclusion of Game 7, and will be unavailable until the next postseason. #IYKYK

I will not be able to hear “they eliminated the defending Stanley Cup champions” enough in all postgame broadcasts.





It’s a rather odd feeling to fly from the US Central time zone to the Eastern time zone, then drive back in to the Central time zone in the same day. The whole “lost an hour, gained an hour” thing has zero meaning in this case.

DFW 🚀 GSO to drive the college kid back home for the summer.

Will fly over 4-5 states and drive back through 4 states later today.

We really are just going to give Skynet every tool with which to obliterate us, aren’t we? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/23/thermonator-flamethrowing-robot-dog-shoot-fire/

Probably the best eclipse totality shot from the three family members in DFW area. Our high schooler captured this at school.

Happy new Sigum Regis music day! The band released a dedicated single, “No Middle Ground,” a classic metal tune with some Judas Priest vibes. And Jota’s vocals wail!

Find Me’s “Dancing To a Broken Heartbeat” is like a perfect clone of ’80s adult-oriented rock, and I’m not saying that like it’s a bad thing.

“One does not simply fly in to Mordor.”