Want a Rolex?

Everyone else out there seeing a huge load in Rolex-related spam? I swear, Rolex-related e-mail is between 1 in 7 to 1 in 10 of the spam I’m getting lately.
I already have a Swiss timepiece, thank you very much. It cost about a tenth of a what a typical Rolex does, and will last just as long. (For what it’s worth, my model, which is several years old, most resembles the “Regiment” blue-face stainless.)