Survivor: Hoth

Lawson and I agree that “Survivor: Hoth” would be one reality show we’d tune in to.
Me: “Your challenge today, castaways, will be to drag the tauntaun carcass across the mouth of this cave, during the nightly blizzard, while avoiding the wampa…”
Lawson: “I’m sorry, Brady, but you were too slow gutting your tauntaun and getting inside. You will face the vote tonight at tribal council. Provided enough of you survive the freezing cold to have tribal council.”
Oh, what fun it would be, watching some accountant from Miami flounder around on the wastes of the Arctic Circle…